I was a fat baby. Some speculate I've remained the same weight since birth, bestowing a low wind-resistance that eventually led to a Track & Field scholarship at Auburn. After college, I slowed to a walk for a stint on the runway in NYC. Then, in an act of reverse-evolution, I transformed from land animal to creature of the sea. After 15 years as an Ocean Lifeguard and EMT with San Diego Fire-Rescue, I decided surfing and saving newbs from the briny deep wasn’t as much fun as relocating to the mountains to snowboard and play with words all day.

Now they call me "Core Lord of the Word Forge."

I like to write. You can read some things I've written on this site. If you like the things I've written, I could write something for you, too.